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Livin' La Nega Loca

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A parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin.

He's into superstition, chainsaws and machine guns
I feel a premonition that duck's gonna make you fall
He's into new sensation, new kicks and firelight
He's got a new disaster for every day and night

He'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain
He'll make you live his crazy life
But he'll give you back your pain
Like a bullet to your brain
Come On

Upside inside out
Livin la Nega loca
He'll push and pull you down
Livin la Vida loca
His hat is devil red
And his feathers the color blanca
He will wear you out
Livin la Nega loca
Come On
Livin la Nega loca
Come On
Livin la Nega loca

Woke up in St. Canard in a funky cheap hotel
He took my heart and he took my money
He must have slipped me a sleeping pill
He never drinks the water and makes you order French champagne
And once you've had a taste of Negs you'll never be the same
He'll make you go insane

(repeat chorus)

He'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain
He'll make you live his crazy life
But he'll give you back your pain
Like a bullet to your brain

(repeat chorus)
"Sorry about your girlfriend being a fiendish, blood sucking creature from the netherworld."
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